Original Posted By: Michael Brusilow
Thought since this is winter everybody would enjoy>>Air Temperature Calibrations:>>>> 60 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on.>>>> 50 degrees - Miami residents turn on the heat.>>>> 45 degrees - Oregon residents go to outdoor concert.>>>> 40 degrees - You can see your breath, Californians shiver>>>> 35 degrees - Italian cars don't start.>>>> 32 degrees - Water freezes.>>>> 30 degrees - You plan your vacation to Hawaii.>>>> 25 degrees - Water in Iowa freezes, Californians panic to cover their>Canadians>>go swimming.>>>> 20 degrees - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New>fly>>to Hawaii.>>>> 15 degrees - French cars don't start, cat insists on sleeping in your>>>> 10 degrees - You need jumper cables to get the car going.>>>> 5 degrees - American cars don't start.>>>> 0 degrees - Alaskans put on T-shirts.>>>> -10 degrees - German cars don't start, eyes freeze shut when you step>>>> -15 degrees - You can cut your breath and use it to build an>objects,>>Miami residents>>>> -20 degrees - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you,>>homeless, Minnesotans>start.>>>> -25 degrees - Too cold to think, you need jumper cables to get>>>> -30 degrees - You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don't start.>>>> -40 degrees - Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button,>plan>>your trip to>>>> -50 degrees - Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the>>>> -80 degrees - Polar bears move South, Green Bay Packers and>cocoa>>at the game.>>>> -90 degrees - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.>>>> -100 degrees - Hell freezes over, Clinton resigns.>>>>________________________________________________________________________________